Stop it, I can feel the heat generated between the folds of your heavily furrowed brow from here. It was that, “alcophilosopher” or “alcoholosopher” – with the former being okay, albeit a lazy compounding of the words, and the latter being a vocal clusterfuck. So which do you prefer? Besides, alcomist has a nice ring to it, right? No? Well it did for me after repeating it a few times (being intoxicated helped). Let’s move on from the title now. Before we get into the serious stuff properly, I just wanted to have a little light-hearted post to provide gentle…

Given that this is the first post on this website it may be somewhat confusing to see it titled as it is since it may suggest that this category is being smothered beneath an avalanche of utter nonsense which clearly isn’t the case. Yet. This site will soon be populated with an eye-wateringly large amount of utterly asinine posts that will lead you to seriously contemplate the mental integrity of the general population. And this is the originally intended purpose of this website – to escape not only the mundanity of daily life but also the ever omnipresent sense of…